Tuesday 8 September 2015

The Birthday Burglar

Bassington has never had a birthday and he decides to steal them. Baker, his ninety year old butler, has second thoughts about the operation but Bassington is determined to get his Birthdays. Miss Herringbone is turning 100 and was looking forward from getting a letter from the queen. She doesn't get the letter because the Birthday Burglar stole it! Joanna J. Joy was going to be eight and was going to get some roller-skates to race her friend Simpson Simpson. When her birthday gets stolen, she sees Miss Herringbone and her faithful old hound, Wilberforce, to track down the Birthday Burglar...

Monday 7 September 2015

A Very Wicked Headmistriss

Tatiana Taffeta is a very rich human cannonball who decides to own a building covered in vines and has lots of fire escapes as a school where she is all of the staff. She makes the elevator purposely slow so she can change clothes and appear as another staff member. On a farm several miles away, a farmer who is allergic to feathers, milk and newly turned earth, owns a herd of cows, fields of sugar beet and chickens has an explosive event on his farm. The farm is then covered in caramel custard from a freak volcanic eruption. When Tatiana finds out that the custard has volcanic diamonds in it, she decides to marry him, but Tancred, a boy decides to stop her...

El Nino

El Nino is a type of weather pattern that will make spring cold and wet. El Nino is quite common but this El Nino is very strong! There will be cold weather in New Zealand. But in summer there is going to be drought, says NIWA. (National Institute of Water Atmospheric research)